Oh my God, I’m BACK!!!

OK, this will probably send you into hysterical laughing fits, but I haven’t posted in so long because I hit a button somewhere along the way, no idea how I did it or where it is, but when I hit whatever button it was, I couldn’t find where to log in anymore. I just plain haven’t been able to get here (shut up, you know who you are).
Of course if you know me, you know that I have no technical ability at all, so you shouldn’t be surprised. I mean just today, I couldn’t get my car out of park.  Really, I have only been driving for 36 years, and have had this car since 2008, so it should come as no surprise when I say……..I can’t get my car out of park…….. Turns out, there was a true and legitimate reason my car couldn’t get out of park.  The brake switch was faulty.  Terribly embarrassing really.  You sit in a parking lot for a good 1/2 hour unable to get your car out of park.  You get on the phone and call the service department and ask……”how do I get my car out of park?”  After they have finished laughing at you, and you have said, “seriously, I need help here”, they tell you to stand up and jump on the brake with all your might (seriously), so you do to once again uproarious laughter only to have them say, we are sending a flatbed to come get you.  Nice, yes, well thank you very much, appreciate that………. farging iceholes.  Good thing you don’t leave tips for your car service.  (Of course I suppose it is just buried in the price of the repair.)

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